Ejaculation
Sometimes I wonder if I really am gay! Let's talk semen for a bit, call it spunk, cum, sperm, the good stuff, baby custard (I love this one!), man milk (not so fond of this) or whatever else you like! I can't stand the stuff! I don't want it in my mouth. I avoid having it on me. I can't really stand the smell, taste, slimy texture of it, be it runny or thick.
Funny thing is that I like the thought of it. When I watch, ahem, "educational videos" on xtube it's nice to see the goods being delivered in the end. There is also the thought of being very close to someone, very accepting almost.
Thankfully this has never affected my past relationships, partly because the finale is only a small part of the whole process. I did have a one night stand a while ago that was a bit awkward, mainly because the other party decided to deliver the goods without any warning leading to a few nerve-racking seconds of wondering whether to "reject" the load or "appreciate" it, if you know what I mean. It is generally understood that spitting is rude but having said that, I think that not giving any warning is worse. Needless to say what option I took! ;-) Believe me, it wasn't done very elegantly but being sick wouldn't have been pretty either :-(
Why can it not taste/smell/look like chocolate, real custard, strawberries and cream, champagne!
Funny thing is that I like the thought of it. When I watch, ahem, "educational videos" on xtube it's nice to see the goods being delivered in the end. There is also the thought of being very close to someone, very accepting almost.
Thankfully this has never affected my past relationships, partly because the finale is only a small part of the whole process. I did have a one night stand a while ago that was a bit awkward, mainly because the other party decided to deliver the goods without any warning leading to a few nerve-racking seconds of wondering whether to "reject" the load or "appreciate" it, if you know what I mean. It is generally understood that spitting is rude but having said that, I think that not giving any warning is worse. Needless to say what option I took! ;-) Believe me, it wasn't done very elegantly but being sick wouldn't have been pretty either :-(
Why can it not taste/smell/look like chocolate, real custard, strawberries and cream, champagne!
Labels: Sex
posted by gayboydiary | 2:27 AM
7 Comments:
Interesting GBD, although in my experience, some guys are constantly looking to add an extra teaspoon of two of protein to their diets. Anyway, I'll make sure to give proper warning next time ;-).
GB xxx
Obviously he never knew what was coming. You and your devishly good skills I think ;o)
Next time I'll keep that in mind when I feel the need to 'unload' when in a similar situation.
Oh my, what a sweet post :P
Citrus fruits GBD, *wink*
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I'm the exact opposite. I love it in my hair, on my face, IN MY MOUTH, all over my chest, stomach, back and I love seeing it squirt out all over my butt. Yum!
OMG...I'm with ya... I don't like it on me, in my mouth, etc... I just don't like it. I just ended a relationship with a guy who wouldn't even talk to me if I didn't let him cream all over me. EW.
Great post. I'm adding you as a link on my blog!
Joie
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Unless, you ehm, know the guy, and you know that he likes your 'goods' to be delivered, here, there or possibly everywhere, common courtesy requires that you give some sort of warning, before you let it go.
By the very same token, you cannot really rely on the fact that all the guys share the same sense of courtesy and/or can really control their ejaculations.
If you start sucking the dude, the chances are that he may want to shoot str8 in. If you do not like the idea, make sure that you mention this to him before you go down on him.
A bit of open communication does miracles.
SC
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