Me love you long time!

Hello!! I have seen your data and has decide to write to you. Me call Anton. I write you from Russia from cities of Cheboksary. I hope, I have made a correct choice, and we can find much in common in each other and we can create familiarity. To me 26 years, growth 178,weight 68. I never was in a marriage, and I do not have any children. I dream of the large and strong love. I think, that you also dream of it. I hope, our dreams will come true also we probably we shall embody them in the validity. If I though have interested slightly you, write to me on Å-mail:

I shall take offence, if you will not answer me!!!:-)

Would not replying make me a nasty person? :-P

A letter to Santa!

Dear Santa,

I have recently been informed that you don’t exist! How could someone be so inconsiderate as to tell me that, I don’t yet know. However, you’ll be pleased to know that I didn’t believe them. My so-called “friends” obviously want the contents of your sack (the one containing presents, I mean) all to themselves. How rude of them! As if I’d fall for that! I may be a (gay) “boy” but that doesn’t make me stupid, does it?

Anyway, it’s been a year since I last wrote to you and what a year’s been. Sex, drugs and rock n’roll? Well, not for me! You’ll be glad to know that GBD has been a very VERY good B indeed! OK, I admit, I’ve been on a few dates, kissed the odd guy, I even kissed the odd willy but I swear, I only did it because it was rude not to; I didn’t really mean and thus you’ll be glad to know that my innocence and purity are fairly intact, well, about as much as they were about a year ago. Are you proud of me, Santa?

Did I mention that I got my bottom spanked too? Again, against my will, I assure you. Please let’s keep that one between us, I think Mrs. Claus would be highly disappointed in me if she ever found out. How is the foxy lady, by the way? Mighty fine, I hope ;-)

Anyway, I think I’m digressing. So, I was saying I’ve been a good boy and it’s that time of the year when good boys should get something they deserve. As I said, I’ve always believed in you and your existence and I’m confident you won’t fail to deliver this Xmas.

So, without further ado, here’s a selection of some of the things that would make me happy this Christmas:

Everyone deserves to be treated to a box of good quality toiletries and goodies for Xmas, especially me :-) So if you are thinking about giving me something I will enjoy rubbing in various parts of my anatomy, you couldn’t do any better than the Molton Brown all rounder box. I promise to think of you and your generosity whenever I have a shower, do my hair or have a shave.

What do you get a boy who has everything and is proud of his country? How about a pair of the new aussieBums patriot briefs with ‘wondercup’ technology. Now, at this point, I’d like to clarify that I don’t actually NEED the lift that these briefs offer, I really don’t but Christmas is not about getting what you need, it’s all about what you want. Right?

Imagine me getting ready to go out, I smell great after using all the Molton Brown goodies and my package looks “elated” in my new aussieBums. What else do I need? Well, duh! Every man (gay, straight, bi, undecided, metrosexual, in the closet, transsexual, etc) needs a good pair of shoes. One of my favourite designers is Patrick Cox. One word that sums up Patrick Cox shoes is ‘sexy’. Not only that, they are very comfortable too.

So, to summarise, I smell sexy, I’ve been “wondercupped” and feel sexy, I’ve got a seriously sexy pair of shoes on. What else do I need? Nothing, I think ;-)

Thank you Santa.

GBD xxx

Casual sex? No thanks!

Those of you who have been following my blog for a while will know that I don't usually do casual sex. There are several reasons for this that I am not going to discuss in this post. Sometimes I think that maybe I'm just an uptight old-fashioned guy; I mean, it appears that most other gay men have no issues with dropping their pants just to get some satisfaction.

In all honesty, I sometimes forget why I don't have casual sex more often. But then I get a high-maintenance attention-seeking childish message from a past one-night stand telling me off for not messaging him every time I log onto gaydar and my memory comes back pretty quickly.

The funny thing is that I always make it clear that it's just sex, nothing more, and yet this is not the first time it's happened to me. Maybe I should ask any future "hook ups" to sign a disclaimer from now on?

The funny thing is that it wouldn't have bothered me this much if he was asking for or suggesting having sex, as long as it didn't happen ALL the time.

This is a pretty pointless post. I just wish people wouldn't get so clingy after a bit of fun.

Now, how do I let him down gently?